If a chicken and a half can lay an egg and a half in a day and a half, how many seeds can a grasshopper with a wooden leg kick out of a dill pickle?-Zach Eberbach
I have no hinges, key or lid, but golden treasure inside is hid.--The Hobbit
What's the difference between a duck?-Zach
Is it warmer in the country than in the summer?-Zach
